i tried to fuck Scott Disick. now Bella Thorne hates me. live footage lmao?

Hey sisters! *laughs* hey sister sister. I wish that was my intro so bad.just do the sisters sisters intro as your video introAnd then play it right thereHi, guys hello . It's Tana Mongeau!welcome to my channel, or welcome back to my channel. I look like i'm kylie jenner with this fucking pink camo on. This is ElijahThis is me you guys might know Elijah from him being the hater in hater does my voiceoverSo Elijah and I have been doing everything together lately like literally everything. we're married.

i tried to fuck Scott Disick. now Bella Thorne hates me

 Yeah, we're dating actually.We're married. We're all of it,all of it. gonna insert all the tea. yeah. wait go like.wait whats the tea?oh the videos of us making out? That's the teaThats the fucking tea. I don't know what she's going to put there, but thats the tea.So we decided that we would start doing this thing where we give you guys?Recapsfirst of all I think people think that you over exaggerate things too much because after hanging out with you for several weekends in aRow, like some crazy shit has happened some very crazy shit. We did Vidcon together, and we did EDC togetherYeah, and both of them two weeks in a row were fucking disasterI feel like I just attract like crazy and bad and that's what's awful about us together. Yeah, so then it's like psychotic and horribleWe've just been like a tornado whirlwind of just doing a terrible like horrible,not anything too bad It's just been crazyI've never done Ketamine. I've also never done KetamineThat seems so fake, we decided for the first recap seriesWe're going to give you a recap of EDC. Which is electricMmm, Daisy Carnival, EDC is an 18 plus event ran by Insomniac, and I've been going since I was 14This is my fourth EDCAnd I got to bring Elijah along with it was a fucking disaster because I met her thereHow you gonna do it don't worry for that playlist you were wearing my mugshot. I was wearing your mugshotBefore we even met before that was the first time we'd ever met and i wore your mugshot because I thought it was funnyYou didn't even make merch, like i literally printed it out. Spread shirt. But the Merch link is belowBut yeah, that's how I knew we were destined to be so on a dominoes napkin... why do you have a script it's not an apology videoFor those of you who don't know EDC is in Las Vegas so Elijah came to meand i feel like vegas is a crucial part of the beginning of this storySo when I was first coming to Vegas, I was like oh, we have an extra dayWe should make a story come with our previous like Vegas stories and mine was going to be thatthe last time I was in Vegas..I've only been to Vegas twice andThe first time and I'm already banned from like 2 casinos. 1 from the "trump thing" and 2Because I went there for a barbra streisand concert with Christine.Also the "trump thing". The trump thing, when we tried to throw a dildo at trumpAnd then I got arrested by secret service that was the whole thingSo did you not know know that? I just thought you were saying you were banned from the trump hotelWhich is referring to the hotel as like the trump thing? Well? I think like any no, I'm banned from the Golden Nugget Casinoin Las Vegas and also the Reno locationBecause i tried to throw a dildo at Donald trump during a really and then I got caught by secret serviceBut why a dildo though? Out of all the objects. Why not a dildo?Objects have to be is overLast time I was in Vegas I was at a Barbra Streisand concert with Christine and my roommateChristine was like I don't wanna drive there alone will you come with meI didn't want to pay a Thousand Dollars Busy Barbra StreisandSo she went to the concert alone I went to a hookah bar with my roommate that we use how all yeah?That's where all great story started. I went to the hookah bar, and you're sitting there. I was like. I have a tab of acidIn my pocketWe should just do it cuz we're in Vegas hmM, why is that my mentalitybut like I wasKind of half joking and then I would like thatWe should totally just do acid right now, and then he was half joking and I just became not a jokeWe did happen in the clutch, so I held on and then kristen got our concert after like an hourWe went through Vegas party and Fuckin all night long. We're just drinking it. We all pass out at like 7:00 a.m.Except for me because I was on acid and I took at midnightSo I was still up. Christine's passed out on the floor of the hotel room. I'm like. On GrindrI'm on Grindr like talking to this kid yes, he's super hot. He's very cute. He'sJust a frequent he was on molly, and he was there to see the ChainsmokersWhich I really just make this very good backYou just leaveGot to come back for my social blade. Got to get that social blade up. I'll be like oh, do you want to just drink like my friends are passed outI don't have to leave in two like 1 p.m.He's like I would have a leftover but my friends are passed out all over Italy I would raise mineBut my friends passed out too, so like let's go drink 7 o'clock in the morningWe go to i'm not going to say the name of the Casino cause I just got unbannedMe with the (inaudible)It was like (whisper), yeah it was that oneWe were at Blank drinkingWe were starting to make out at the casino and it was like completely empty like there's nobody in the fucking casinoI think it was Monday morning. They were like very uncomfortable with it likethe peopleThe Bar tender at the bar that we were making out at so into a bathroomWe're making on the bathroom stall picture this we were both but naked banging on the bathroom floorThis is a giant casino Bathroom huge tons of lavishWow, Luxury even tons of stallsAnd then this guy walks in the door of the bathroom like I'm like laughing a little bit others don't get hereThat's kind of funny but like we'll just be quietso this man walks you hear his footprints all the way to the stall directly next to me and then he just starts ripping assJust start shitting the loudest i've ever heard anyone shit, so the guys pants downWe're inside a bathroom stall making out and this guy later goes with shittySo we laugh pulls up his pants. We we like went drink more. I'm getting started being out go to another bathroom andCome on. I know I know it's like 10 AM on a Monday morningIt's not even 10 maybe 8:30 9:00 in the morning, moving fastI know i had to we were leaving at 1:00 more like hey guys is bath room. He's blowing me andIt's windy out at 8:30 and blowing me. It's like to be watching the bathroomI was like Oh, God, not again, but like it's just like these two and walking very slowlyAnd there's just different list all of your headAnd he like knocks on the door as a piece hitting boil a straining bah blahOkay, then I was likeHe's like why do I see two sets of feet in thereIand like me being me because he's just helping me pee andThe security guy was like trying to like pull the dregs and come out downLooking over the bastard or the guy that I was with just like fucking took off like darted, goneHe was like gone and like I just like was talking the guy and he just very politely let me know those no longer allowedback at that hotel Idid they take you're picture and fingerprintsThey did not take my pictures or my fingerprint be kind of thing it was too awkward for everyone involved yeahYou're hands were kind of dirty. They just like for like you can't come back at your rainbowOh, you totally could come back, well i did now i have a brand-dealWhat so that was a story that I was telling that Tana and I were going to tell and then EDC got too crazySo that was literally a prefaceSlash Backstory, that's the introIntro if you will to all of the story, we're about to tell you I hopeIt's day one now. We realize that we need drugsSomething is a good responsible. Yo feed babySponsorships baby along on we realized it on day one. YeahI know. I sure like melody like women still thousands when he drops are not going to enter without being on some alrightExact so Elijah headed. I hit up one of my friends befriended a lot of DJ's in VegasSo he has very good party favors well connection from He texted me where they were saying and yesWe number so alive that I went to his well-connected friends house with one of our other friends, right.we walk in and I'm soExpecting this to just be like a king bed sweetWith like one person and like a suitcase full of drugs and we walk in and it's literally like a small rave a drugDungeon if you will subscribe the open at 11 floor three bedrooms suiteSo we walk in we immediately go over to get our vitaminsOur fruity pebbles Flintstone GummiesWalk over with our friend and as we're making the exchangeSomeone offers all of us Ketamine. So this guy walks up to me and isJust like hey do you want a line and i was like no, what is it?Oh, it's Ketamine, and I was like no i'm gonna have to pass on Horse tranquilizers for today butThank you, and is made out of Play-doh. So that automatically cancels me from snorting anything?I never done. Coke I sorted Xanex a lot before my nose was play-doh like I don't snort anything now. I'mHonesty like deadass honesty so I turned it down, but both ElijahAnd I were making jokes in front of our friends were comingOh, yeah, what do you ever do on my high horse tranquilizer doesn't how we are we're superSarcastic and our friend turns, around and goesAnd I Was like what did you do? He's like. Wadda you mean, didn't we all do it, and I was likeKet Ketamine no no you're the only one here. We all passed. He's likeWhat do you mean, I thought? I thought you did itI thought you did it the I did it because everybody else did it. No. And we were all just like Baby, baby, nooo so we we?without everybody with us like we brought our horse tranquilizer friend with us into the elevator course he'llKeep standing in the elevator. Hey goes shit guys. This is all I can seeblack bars above my headI can't see my legsStarts freaking the fuck out of the elevatorBut not moving at the elevator do I we get out and you're he's still standing thereAnd they're like come on like come over here. Come on. We got to go. He's like no, I'm comfortable hereI'm good. I feel safe in hereI can't get out i can't get out the doors are closing and he's like good are closingWhat are you going to down they close and he goes.Shit, you're rightfollows us to the cab area and is just staying there likeLiterally, but like a stabilizerIt only lasted like 15 minutes, and then he was perfectly fineBut in the cab ride who's totally tim just like looking out the windows like oh, oh my God like what things are movingso the rest of the weekend our joke was just like let's just do a line of KetDon't do KetamineWhy do enemies don't deserve sore horror-stricken one time I knew this person they put ketamine in someone's toothpaste, and they got something to cablethat's so fucked up and also kind of funny. So then we've gathered our party favorsthe Ketamine come down is in full effectWe are all flower crowned and ready to Fuckin party like an oxygen tankTanna's got less clothes on we're ready to go all the nipple. So we're ready to go to EDC Yupand we order an UberQuintessentially so we got an Uber I think you should take over some people are way over exaggerate, okay over and I don't okayOh, that's so trueSo we get in this woman's uber we have waited for like an hour kind of strong thing are it was a wholeAnother story, I thought that was lauren and then if we get it it over this woman. She's, I think she was french she was frenchA milf, was she? But shedidn't understand where we were going or theRoute that we were trying to take to EDC because there's two different routes and one of them was like backed up for four hoursAnd the other one was like RosaYou know we were like trying to get her to go there and so we put it in the directionsAnd then somehow we ended up going the wrong DirectionAnd every time that we would be like oh it used to get off here to turn around and like her GPS is 200 turnOn again, just appreciate especially she just stopped talking and like was just like hands on the wheel like ignoring everyoneAnd we'd be like ma'm ma'm. you have to exit here and she would be like?Just not responding. We weren't like acting Roudy everybody was super quiet and like the right weaponAnd it was so awkward and then she like randomlyJust like made tana shit her pantsAnd then just started yelling in front of me as she proceeded to smear it all over the windows, and then she began to start driving faster.Like in the negatively cabs like hey, you're going away, but like also turn offplease we don't like murder because never go to the desert myFavorite thing is that Jap not so jack doesn't really caught me do the quiet or personAll of us and all of a sudden is on opponents in front of all varieties like is she Gonna take tax itExperiment ahead originally after is going log that like even you can tell how uncomfortably whether he should take the exit?Point of us being like pull over go to the gavageAnd we will take in a rumor like you're going the wrong way you're driving into the desert you might do it honeyWe pump it very uncomfortable because we would really all thought. We're gonna Die just drive through the fucking desertDid we get there with her you're doing switch you but I honestly don't ever know we went all the way over thereWe've been all the way doing it all the way he ended up being very niceBut it was a very we've out or in a diaper. I think my laughing to bozoI am french right after we got out of that woman's uber to walk into EDC the first thingwe see as we're going through the security line is it a man run up and punch a woman cop in the face andYell, the world is endingStatement on this Napkin is actually rejectAbsolutely, why don't you come so we walked into EDC our kind friends at Hall TV look at that signal to?benefitOur kind friends at all TV. You walk up to this amazingSkyjack vip a blackout drunk areaImmediate able or whatever and we get to the tableThere's a lot of like celebrities like a very like how many you I yes the grand model like hiI get $100 tokens on Snapchat, and I think that's cool petrov excellentYeah, we're standing in this area, and I'm standing with Ashley Ashley sweat. Yeah. I love her faceYeahSo I see standing there with me looking naked ateliers the hops and they're they're both sitting on the couch likeLike the VI queuing area for our section that whoever whatever she said brought their they had because the whole sectionWe're at our tableThey're sitting like this, and there's this fucking jersey shore douchebag covered in Nasty tribal tattoos Pauly D isFucking pauly d. But out of the 40 year old man, holy shitAnd he's like tight on every Instagram Op and there at all turning downYes, and like using very creepy very very and he walked upTo Ashley who's sitting there? Just like texting like so you like yelled something at her? He's like heyHey, they're not even looking and then he walked all the way up to her and he goes hey and she goes noGood no, I don't think I was so so hurt by that like his ego was get restless of itThis is so crazyAlright, so that kind of first the present for the creepy guy that we're now aware of and we see him slowly hitting on likeBella Thorne girl who had any sort of by quoting missing yeah poor clown, so he walks up to this girlShe has her back turned she talked to her over a friend and he woke upThe string hanging off of her bikini and just pulled it she likes turns out to reclickShe grabbed him so does it fall off or like? I need credit card like fell out and shit, and we printed up her ticketYelling at him. I stood up like to step in and then she was like no, it's fineI've got it, and then she like handled and like yelled it happensIt really truly fucking handled it told the fuck off told not to punch or did not let her tire her fucking coffee gunShe turns around and she's like tying her topic to the credit card an idea her idFell out of her mouth as she was tiny when she like bent over to do it or whateverBut she had her credit cardShe didn't know anything fuckin creepy guy picks up her fucking Id first of all looking at it. Which was creepy enough like thatYeah, and he's like looking at itI was like alright alright, okay?Then capture on the shoulder till I get back cuz she was legally ignoring him obviously and he's like his more aggressiveIt was like tap still ignore themHe reaches down to the bottom Akeeba and pulled them out went down and thenDitched her fucking Id with a tan in her fucking ass cheekAnd then slapped it back and like she turned around very quickly as I like leap up to Jizz Buckets smack his handsShe starts screaming at him and a new threatYelling at me because I like hit his hands, and they're like oo likes fighting back and forth, and then he's likeWhat are you fucking come over here to talk to me? And I'm like alrightSakru out of the leg. I know like step around. I was like what's upHe's a jew wanna fucking go out of sight yeah hold on let me get my friendAnd I turned around and I grabbed some security for ourSection then he was in and I said mike you get this guy away from my table cuz he's grabbing with his ass and thenimmediately like100 UnderfootAnd then security just wraps it in like I don'tRemembered something very active happening during this like I just want to tell you what I was doing during this okay?Yeah, I like forgot about this right now because of what I'm about to tell you really right in a library with ohIt's not it's not on the donovan snap track of a girl. There's a whole shit, so all this was happeningI met this man who holds like every weed dispensary in Las Vegas. I live in Las VegasI smoke a lot of weed, and why would I by the way when I could just finish the man like calm is bestSo you like it hold out Mandy's if I won every detention. I could give you babyI'm kidding, but really I was like oh, that's so interesting dodgerI love celestials and so far does like talking to each other whatever and it gives me a drink wellNo He has soRandom like don't blonde bitch bring me the drink which I really like code or rich this don't luggage bought your drink and I'm likeHe so the girl brings me the dreams and I asked her with it, and she's likeIt's pineapple juice vodka orange juice and fucking Grenadine Redbull with somethingI thought I'm like okay sister like cough it upAnd so I'm drinking the shrimp, and I wasn't making the drinks that you like to drink and I'm like yeahYou like it will have you feeling lazy, and I'm likeWhat it won't?WindyEdited I'm like 3/4 of the drinker gone like sister walk around like I'm not here for a sipI'm here for like up right here for a long time of your birthdayso three boys that are gone likeWavy and it seems like yeah, and I'm likeso I just like the vodka and it's going to have until wavy or anything all a big flash a little something in there andI'm like ALittle something what's that miss music? Oh, that's the guy you were talking to in like ohNo, you're not and so he makes a comment that there are vans and a sister is familiar with them to talk about that earlierStood remember taking James alden bread into the unit and for drugsI don't like so there's like Danis in seasonYeah, like you you don't leave like you fine with that right this man is like 50 first of all is what's up?and so I'm like yeah, that's fine hand them to dream back run down the stairs run into like thealleged vip porta-Potties and literallyVomited all up, and I come back analyzes in a fight so um that insert photo gear of me making my cell phonebut up the roofAlmost art worthy, but ss. You're safe almost got repeat. Yeah, almost, so then we have enough of EDC at this pointOh, I almost got to fightI allegedly got roofied a lot of wait time to end the day, but maybe we should take a nap you knowWe're like split hairs uber home which theoretically seems very simple, so we're walking out of each diseaseWe're looking everywhere for the uber pickup ironically enough, lot kek kekWe can't buy locked a anywherewe're walking for miles in likes of baking las vegas on try to unlock a this because there's a nice we dish everybody except forJack Jordan often Malia and Ashley you me yeah, heyWe're walking this big group of us trying to find me over to pick up to get a giant uber to go the fuck allThis muck is out literally like 8 a.m.At this point baking, but I like I'm like we're done with the night like we should go ahead on for nothing more, babyWe generally we should just go it's the morning before we walk one mile, and we give up on finalWe walk fuck their parking lots are fucking math, and we bought all around we could not find specific pickup pointWe ended up walking out one. We like ok you don't fuck itWe're just gonna walk to the street, and then I get a cup from megWe're just gonna give it to the street because it's like an hour wait in the park plot anything so after walking in the streetWe realized that this lock to the street is not a short of a lock as we thought it would be so I'm like what?Are we do we're going to think I think we're going to use some motherfucking context clues, and we're going to figure this shitThe fuck out as we're walking. God himself sent us a signWhat we see a giant Suburban drive-by we are all entitled LA influencersWho are very familiar with uber black?We love us a good suburbanSo we look and we see does this man driving the Suburban is a man?Driving Suburban entirely alone like this it is a nasty big trouble marge's is only still six feet in this car. It is truckThere's eight or nine of us actually I realize this is our only opportunity to get home quickly safeBasically we know it. We walk of the man, and we're like heyWe see the oven and he suburban do you think you could give us a ride to the Luxor hotel?we soon realize that this man who speaks no English and is driving tothe Grand Canyonwhich is about two and a half hours ,who goes to EdC rages on drugs for six hours and decides to drive like aFamily at RelevanceI would continue walking because I'm not going to stop with them as we're talking to this man our whole group keeps movingThey're still talking that he's both very very little English to the bike. He was like yeah, cool. IWas like no, I'm not going to drive you home, and she's like no need to drive up topI like you just there's arguing back and forth for like probably 5 min, and I slowly begin to become frustrated with the momentIt's not the guy if then I do these notLike she's frustrated over as a man who owes her nothingNot dragging her off, but like there's a language barrier the sun is baking us we've walked for miles. I threw up roofiesI am sweating out alleged van at for Elijah office cock device. We were with nine people that will fit in no carI am naked I want to go home to this manShe said why would you buy a car this big if you are to drive us all homeAnd I would turn around cuz we all heard it was loud, and we don't let what place what?My big statement. I drop my mic, and I begin to walk away and after walking awayGod sends a fake message, and he says I'll drive you this fucking man. Did a U-turnBecause Tana shamed him a new driverDoesn't like alright. I'll drive you guys home, and we were like wait seriously. I was likeYeah, just get it, and I was like no, no one gate. We're getting hilbertLike Daddy this man's Gonna be no kinds. There's no wayWe're not going to die in this situation like why would a random man in and seeSuburban outside with music festival Give 8 people arrived home for free that's not normal, but like we're getting robbed. We're getting murderedYeah, goodnight. YesDiamond is all good clickbait either way a story has three different story book you waited in his car for like 30 minutesLike in mine and like no cars were movingsPlay games Like Ross everyone in the back because to me people. She's got her legs over the middle speed alright. Nothing's movingWe're in an SuvI wonder if there's another way out that we can just use to get out stop taking photos of my fucking sweatSo we go to get around the back really big nothing losers nobody behind us Morocco boozer spot in mindIt's not moving anyways like will be if we get anything will you get out of here faster?So we go to the back the secure entrance or whateverBut he thought there was an exit thing to our the leftThere's a gate that was happened to be open and led to the street so I can open ass empty free wayEverything with I'll be hundred four thousand people that went to EDC are waiting in a five-hour lineWe're am a random gate. So we tell the got a speed and he's like being greatest more about itJust fucking hit the gap is that all the guys to run and close the gate and fast they can't you just wipe your armpitsWet with our scriptSo he goes all the way around all of the trafficGets to the front and just finesses her way out of to our lines nowWe are driving on an open free wayWe finessed every single one of the hundred thousand people driving home from EDC, and we are driving to the luxorSo then I realize that as we're driving to the left. So we're like 20 minutes away driving down the highway. We're pulling overThis is the point that I was fully under the impression we were going to get rubbedOkayJust just want to put that but that I wouldn't tell the highway not on a side road on the highwayJust stop like emergency like someone's dying pull over labor work pull it over for funSo I wake up from my slumber to become alert to the fact it actually was sitting passengerAshley and this man kind of made amazingFriends in the time that we had ruined even though he's no english they have made an amazingFriendship and she had convinced him to get outOf the driver's seat on the highway and switch places with her so that she could speedDo let her drive his car all the way home so that she could speed faster than he was driving. So thenSo then in like two minutes instead of 17 we get to the luxor and we're all like yo can we pay you lessThank you so much like you you finesse you let a speed let you let not universalAnd you're fuckin to suburban like you got out there. So have you did it the biggest most solid fuckin favorWhat can we do for you? We all are trying to give him money. We all are trying to immense, okay? How fuckin cool?He looks at us. He goes. I just want hug ohIt was so cute so individually one by one my eyelashes are falling off nipples are outWe are all on a massive cut up whateverAnyone we hope we have one by one in the luxor valet, and we go go fucksubmitSo I'm fucking done with EDC like we were there. We did like enough. I saw fucking musicWe all wake up the next morning and Elijah Jordan Austin and Jack decide that they're doneI ripped off my previous nipple pinkies and put new ones on and I decided I'm going to deMotherfuckin suez free baby so as I'm leaving I'm walking it out the hotelI hear this guy, and he goes oh hey. I know you. I like turn aroundthisIs the fucking guy from the pop from like last year like the press what the data is and I stuck in the bathroomHe found me he was at EdcObviously because he was in vegas for the Chainsmokers before clearly he would be a EDCRAN INTO him had a very so awkward, soAwkward conversation to the point where Jordan goes what was that sexual tension oh?Funny enough, that's the guy that got banned from the hotelThank you. Don't remember it. So anyone to talk about itlet's move on to day three,day three at EDC was by far the best for me going toaccidentally drink Molly water, but how to reciteone of your favorite social MediainfluencesNo music today was drinking a bottle of what I thought was allegedly smart water took a lot of it was my lawyerI've had a role involved, but I was not that mad about it. Okay anyway, thoughThe rest of EDC was Amazing, Edc endsAnd I'm with like every social MediaInfluence forever on this giant shuttle home think of anyone with a greener socialism me right nowThey were on this luggage at a log book and Ollie water to death another conversation sisterYou know what alma shut off all the way home. I mean entirely all this random guy is yelling at this random girlTalk to me and everyone all alone look at the sky and it's like the weirdestOccurrence of my life, and we finally get to a random hotelWe all decide to get a very expensive random limo the yelling people get in the limo the lights are going to operateMusic is playing in the limoWe're all like not okay this guy is still yelling at this girl like ohYou don't this motherfucker you in the limo the world's like king. Why can't we be friends?And then we get to the palms hotel, so we get to thatThis is such a long as you notice the podcast is the fucking pile of our culture there are two dozen elevators at the promMotels and it's basically like are you poor are you rich we walked to the Ru Ridge elevators?We walk in we packed like 30 fucking in the flew insert is baby into this elevator their search. I'm somebody must've something goodbyeThankfully was there are 30 bottles elevator 29 of the her rich buttons and the 30th button is wealth honeyGuess what?Button was pressed we should open 30th floor on the 30th floor there are likeFive suites all of them being above ten grand a night all of them being being nicest suitesYou can get in las Vegas, but at the end of the hallway. There's a suite that is owned by Hugh HefnerIt's been featured on every horrible reality TV. Show you can ever think up. They all stay in this suiteIt's like literally like 25 grand a night, and you have to be like approved to figure like hot and importantWhatever we walk to the end of the hallway where we're going just this sweet now. I walk in thinkingIt's like one of these thirty influencers sweetBut it's going to be really chokin you can hear anything from the outside because it's a fucking condoComplex within itself, and so we walk through the door to the most insane homes I've ever seen in my life likeProject and everyone is on drugs all of the shades are shut so it's like still darkI'm not going to change, but like the biggest DJ in the world is DJThis hotel fun, but just respond looking for his friends like you know I walk in. I just are dancing. I'm having a good timein the corner of my eyeAfricaNo, noScott disick sluts and Daddy like I know mother the fuck out of Mason of Janela be holy fuck the loose. OhI love me from Scott disick. We do a lot of things to scotches, so I immediately I'm like Target applies. Okay. Come onI will end nothing to pay that goes to Place Targetjust like a passive social blade - like real fan you tried to make that weReach for the stars when you did not know I'm babies my target is acquired and I'm like holy fucking shakeI wind up in a bed with this man. I don't care. How has to do in 20 minutesGo by I'm dancing, but I'm not just dancingI'm like oh dancing looking out of the corner of my other copingyou sees me like I could just be like you know a key, but ISeem to be that's exactly what I envisioned would you sit up?So you didn't talk to them at all if you're walking around how to make a nice yeah?If you make eye contact with me my body was into you go aheadI was a chameleon BrendanAnd he was feeling my hodad's you know how even looking similar to that of the direct so I began to escalateOdin, that's art. So what you take your dibble babies off the back bars became sunrays begin for myHair flips no more dick riding with kiss abbas so that I think you time any eye contact meI'm moving closer than whatever like suddenly - my ass is going toTouch Scottdixon, okayso then I'm like literally probably like five inches away from there was ready toHire the Target and in between this five inch of spaceBella ThorneExcept me, I look at and she's literally was likebeen up myAnd you got your mail stole by Bella ThorneIs literally currently all the trying to steal her name? That's trueSo then the rest of the party there in the corner Scott is standing in the corner literally just like thisAnd bella is standing before him likeShe won't be so busted themself awkward, and then he's just standing there likeGoing to feeling her shit and on occasion. She'll hit like a good like Ifeel like look atLook at me like yeah, bitch you see this and I'm like I did a sister off it. I'll be likeJamison in the fire is again the Target film about fucking because I failed the mission the party was amazingbut likeSister was on calm down and sister didn't want to say so I was like I'm emily so as I'm walkingout of this party going home to vegas because tragically I live there IGo to walk out of the door and I come into full contact with Paris HiltonWho is illiterate I know fuck you cannot like she didn't go in DCOr like she left me Z28 glance to show up at the projectShe's in like a tutu like a sparklingLed broad public like us captured with a full makeup walking it while someone is holding a makeup brush as you are touching up herhighlight me IWas like well, I live to be that active ohGood. God we both like are leaving back. We've also done and I'm sweating so much like you're likeAre you not doesn't disgust agent like I'm sorryWe've been our podcast IHope you enjoyed all four ambit plays during the 40 minute videoif you guys liked this recap of ourEDC ages would like us to keep giving you a recap of the things that we do such as VidconI think a good way of doing it might even be if we like half log in half recapOh, we could show footage of what happened. Oh yeah, cuz we have some from Vidcon Treviño you want to subscribe to my channel?Oregon yeah, this is a lie, so I'm gonna link his channel in all the social media belowBut and we all we will be backCaseworkers one unit apple literally police bus we basically never she's always my friends of just oig boy put them down well Isaac Aziz IChristine sydelko